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Play festive games with Harold & Kumar
Play festive games with Harold & Kumar
We remember when 'Christmas film' meant a joyless afternoon watching Annie, Lawrence of Arabia and Miracle on 34th Street while Grandad...
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How Scarface could have ended (badly)
How Scarface could have ended (badly)
FHM - unrenowned filmmakers as we are - took the liberty of imagining how things could have turned out a little differently...
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Modern Warfare 2 review
Modern Warfare 2 review
It’s here, it’s happening, we’ve played it, we loved it
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Peep Show’s funniest moments
Peep Show’s funniest moments
Five of Mark and Jez’s finest failures at the game of life
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New Nirvana DVD will rock your tits off
New Nirvana DVD will rock your tits off
Nirvana were amazing, here’s a clip from their best gig ever
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Arnie and his best lines in the ultimate montage
Arnie and his best lines in the ultimate montage
The king of one-liners and montages comes home
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Beavis and Butt-head are back in a one-off
Beavis and Butt-head are back in a one-off
See them here promoting some film that's not as good as them
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Hitler discovers MJ died, hilarity ensues
Hitler discovers MJ died, hilarity ensues
And you thought you were the King of Pop's biggest fan
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How to catch a ball in four easy gulps
How to catch a ball in four easy gulps
Sod Obama, this guy should be elected king of the world
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Sex Pistols make live TV history
Sex Pistols make live TV history
The fuss caused by a bit of swearing on Bill Grundy's show has gone down in history, there’s no live music as such, but The Sex Pistols look like the reprobates, the anarchists and the outsized schoolkids they really were when interviewed by Bill Grundy. The filth and the fury indeed.
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Happy Mondays get lucky during Madchester
Happy Mondays get lucky during Madchester
Shaun Ryder looks almost healthy in this brilliant extended version of Wrote For Luck from Manchester's GMEX in 1990. You do wonder whether anyone's actually playing anything of significance live, but hey. The crowd are absolutely, well, mad for it.
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Travis sing for their supper
Travis sing for their supper
The video for Sing featured a food fight, so it wasn't a total surprise when a similar thought came into the minds of Top Of The Pops producer. What lead singer Fran Healy didn't know, though, was that everyone was scheming behind his back - the custard pies that slap so satisfyingly into his face were a complete surprise.
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Madonna definitely Expresses Herself
Madonna definitely Expresses Herself
The 1990 Blond Ambition tour was so sweary, Radio 1 had to issue an apology when they broadcast it live. But this was also the tour of the Cornetto cone bra, the copious amounts of suggestive writhing, and a little 'time to herself' on a bed in front of a whole stadium. Guy Ritchie must have been very excited when he saw it at school.
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Dexy's hit bullseye
Dexy's hit bullseye
Always featuring in TV cock-up shows, the argument still rages about whether Dexy's Midnight Runners knew that the massive backdrop to their song Jackie Wilson Said was in fact a picture of darts champion Jockey Wilson. Great song though…
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The Verve get lucky
The Verve get lucky
This 1998 homecoming gig from at Haigh Hall in Wigan was The Verve's answer to Oasis' Maine Road. And suitably epic it was too, from the local kids hanging out of the trees overlooking the park to the fireworks, it's tempting to suggest this was Richard Ashcroft at his very best.
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Public Enemy take London to the Edge Of Panic
Public Enemy take London to the Edge Of Panic
It's fair to say the UK had never seen anything like Public Enemy's debut show in 1987. The militaristic uniforms, the PE branding everywhere, the crushing beats, the lucid rhymes… oh, and Flavor Flav doing a really, really odd dance.
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Fatboy Slim seas the future
Fatboy Slim seas the future
When historians tell the musical tale of the 21st century they may well ask why 250,000 people turned up on Brighton Beach to watch a man put one record on after the other. It's the records Norman Cook puts on that's the key, of course, but if you weren't there, you can be now. Sort of.
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David Bowie's TV debut
David Bowie's TV debut
He'd go on to be the androgynous Ziggy Stardust, but he was groundbreaking odd right from the start; imagine introducing yourself to the world wearing a flowery shirt and the worst pair of pink flares in history. And letting someone else play it while you just performed.
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Aerosmith and Run DMC walk all the way to history
Aerosmith and Run DMC walk all the way to history
Still one of the best rock-rap crossovers, by the time Run DMC were being invited on to awards shows they had acquired a taste for rock's overblown stage show. Hence why they appear to arrive on an airship. Indoors.
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Radiohead lose themselves at Glastonbury
Radiohead lose themselves at Glastonbury
Widely regarded as the best ever Glastonbury performance by any band, Radiohead's 1997 headlining slot had both the drama of a cool, aloof band, and the singalong anthems that would make this an unforgettable communal experience.
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Madonna plays Hacienda in 1983
Madonna plays Hacienda in 1983
An iconic performance at an iconic venue. Shame it's so obviously mimed, but these versions of Burning Up and Holiday were her first ever on UK television, so we'll let her off. The people standing with folded arms in the front row clearly didn't know what they were witnessing.
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Pink Floyd erupt at Pompeii
Pink Floyd erupt at Pompeii
One of the most bizarre live performances ever, Pink Floyd took to the ruins of the amphitheatre at Pompeii to play Echoes, A Saucerful Of Secrets and more to an eerie audience of… none. It looks incredible, though.
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Kanye West finally gets punk
Kanye West finally gets punk
Stronger was a hit across the world thanks largely to a Daft Punk sample. But the version he performed at the Grammys actually had Daft Punk doing the musical backdrop themselves - and it became one of the finest live collaborations of recent times. Shame about the shit glasses.
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U2 change stadium gigs forever
U2 change stadium gigs forever
With the Zoo TV tour in the early 1990s, U2 proved that no longer was it enough to turn up with some fireworks for a live gig. With brilliant George Bush samples as an intro, Trabants suspended across the stadium and massive video screens and Zoo Station as the first song, this has to count as one of the best openings to a stadium concert ever.
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Any Kiss gig ever
Any Kiss gig ever
Masters of the totally-over-the-top rock moment, you could take almost any YouTube clip from a Kiss show featuring the make-up loving rockers and find something to file under epochal. Take this one, where there appears to be some sort of death slide written into the stage show.
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Iron Maiden rule Donington
Iron Maiden rule Donington
Classic Maiden from 1985, Bruce Dickinson's band sent the metallers of Long Beach California completely crazy; not only did they tear through Number Of The Beast and Run To The Hills, it began, rather brilliantly, with a speech from Winston Churchill.
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The Ramones as they were meant to be heard
The Ramones as they were meant to be heard
It's arguable that The Ramones were a punk dish best served live, and their It's Alive live CD is regularly at the top of best live album lists. Hopefully their incredible legacy won't be t-shirts worn by annoying celebrities.
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Macca gives James Bond wings
Macca gives James Bond wings
A proper James Bond theme tune, Live And Let Die has almost as many explosions here as the film did. They actually don't make them like this any more - including the now cringeworthy synthesizers three quarters of the way through.
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Manic Street Preachers terrorise Top Of The Pops
Manic Street Preachers terrorise Top Of The Pops
With the troubles in Northern Ireland still ongoing, it was possibly tactless for the Manics to mark their first TOTP performance wearing balaclavas - one of the motifs of the IRA. But it did look subversively cool.
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The Rolling Stones' public stoning
The Rolling Stones' public stoning
Altamont has gone down in history for plenty of wrong reasons, not least Jagger looking completely stoned. 'Brothers and sisters, come on now, cool out' he asks as the crowd to calm down during Sympathy For The Devil. A great snapshot of the times.
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The Specials are given a smile
The Specials are given a smile
Lily Allen seemed to guest star on nearly everyone's stage last year, but this version of Gangsters with The Specials’ Terry Hall brings the ska classic thrillingly into the 21st century. They were dancing in the, er, mud, to that one.
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Britney Spears – Baby One More Time
Britney Spears – Baby One More Time
Britney showing her gorgeous stomach in her school uniform
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Moulin Rouge - Lady Marmalade
Moulin Rouge - Lady Marmalade
So hot...little less of the lil' Kim next time though
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Cassie - Me And You
Cassie - Me And You
Cassie climbs upon a table to strut her stuff...oh yeah
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50 Cent - Candy Shop
50 Cent - Candy Shop
Naughty nurse makes every man want to be injured
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Michael Jackson - In The Closet
Michael Jackson - In The Closet
Bad, invisible, Petay Pan flying motherfucka
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Sunblock - I'll Be Ready
Sunblock - I'll Be Ready
It's like Baywatch but with newer just as hot hotties
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Marilyn Manson – Tainted Love
Marilyn Manson – Tainted Love
Gothic girls are hot cos you know they are naughtier
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Death Metal Puppy
Death Metal Puppy
Dogs, in their traditional subservient, bum-sniffing state, are generally very manageable pets. Not so this canine head-banger, who's probably rallying fellow fuzzy anarchists right about now.
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Duran Duran – Girls On Film
Duran Duran – Girls On Film
Hot lady with skimpy black swimsuit walking towards a paddling pool
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Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue – Kids
Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue – Kids
Kylie, Kylie, Kylie. Robbie you lucky b*st*d
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Mason vs. Princess Superstar - Perfect
Mason vs. Princess Superstar - Perfect
Girls bouncing on balls in a more than suggestive way
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Machine Gun Felatio – Pussy Town
Machine Gun Felatio – Pussy Town
When the brunette peels off the blonde’s top with her teeth...YES
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Robert Palmer – Simply Irresistible
Robert Palmer – Simply Irresistible
When the girls lean forward, who knows why, it's great
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Holly Valance – Kiss Kiss
Holly Valance – Kiss Kiss
The very start when Holly puckers up... MWAH!
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Madonna – Open Your Heart
Madonna – Open Your Heart
Madonna in a super sexy corset, pre oldness
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Motley Crue – Girls Girls Girls
Motley Crue – Girls Girls Girls
Barely clothed stripper tackles Tommy Lee to the floor and dry humps him
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DJ Porny - Je T'aime Porny
DJ Porny - Je T'aime Porny
"If you like pussy put your hands in the air!"
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Nelly – Tip Drill
Nelly – Tip Drill
Nelly has a big party with hot girls...again
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George Michael - Too Funky
George Michael - Too Funky
A supermodel washing mud off her body. Beautiful
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