At the last estimate, FHM.com was said to have cost British industry the equivalent of April in terms of their workers wasting time. Sorry about that, economy. Still, never ones to rest on our virtual laurels, the pale, unhealthy half of the office have been basically "turning it off and on again".
It almost broke our legion of webmonkeys, but it’s finally here. And we’re glad to say that what has emerged should help the credit crunch along nicely. Hours of video in the new FHMTV channel, hundreds of girl shoots in the new covergirl archive, a set of blogs from our crack global writing team, the best fashion advice online, all the free stuff we can’t find space to give away in the mag – it’s all here.
Email us at feedback@fhm.com with any comments – we’re improving and fixing stuff all the time, and could do with your help...
SOME BRAND-NEW HIGHLIGHTS FOR YOU!
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The ultimate covergirl archive
Head to the new girls section, where you’ll find over 400 of your favourite shoots plucked from the global FHM archives, including high-quality galleries, behind-the-scenes video and bonus pictures.

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FHMTV: your moving, talking FHM
Thousands of hours of original footage from the makers of your favourite magazine. Behold, as Megan Fox disrobes! Gasp as Chris Bell vomits into the cockpit of a MIG! Ponder why we thought topless wing-walking was ever a good idea!

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Incoming: daily news from the FHM team
A new direct line into the brains of the people putting this magazine together: every day you‘ll get the links, videos, half-cocked theories and gossip that have previously been restricted to our personal in-boxes. And only slightly censored. And you can contribute: the best reader stories win prizes.

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The greatest web arcade ever built
Thanks to regular angry emails from middle-managers at Midlands plastic mouldings factories, we know millions of employees waste vast amounts of time playing games on FHM.com. So we’ve made our web arcade even bigger. Let us know if you can beat Level 11 of Flash Doom, because we can’t.

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Weekly style advice from the magazine team
The interweb may be a wonderful place for time-wasting tat, but frankly men have been poorly served to date if they’re looking to up their game. So we’ve put together the best men’s style guide online, with regular news and tips from our very own fashion staff.

OTHER NEW THINGS WE’VE INVENTED
High Street Honeys now have their own private area: 8,000 hopefuls uploading pictures and videos to get your vote
Join up now and you can now create a profile, talk to Honeys, create a newsfeed of your favourite content and enter members-only competitions
Grub Smith’s Travels With My Penis columns are all now here: human woe, collected for you
And it’s now easier to join 200,000 men who receive our award-winning email every Friday
And, finally, here’s the theme song that has been accompanying us in this exhausting quest. We’re off to bed.