Georgia Salpa is lovely. So lovely, in fact, that despite never having met you, not knowing what you look like, and being blissfully unaware of your terrible body odour, the Irish stunner has agreed to spend a night with you.
Excited? You bloody well should be!
We’re giving you lucky readers (along with three of your mates) the chance to win an all-expenses paid trip to London town for a night out on the tiles with the buxom Irish beauty.
All you’ve got to do is head over to our Facebook page and guess just how long Georgia can keep her balance for on this most wobbly of space hoppers.
Take a guess: you’d be clinically insane not to.