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11 Ice Alcolollies You Should Try To Get Drunk On Before Summer Ends

Are you looking for a new and exciting way to funnel alcohol into your system this summer? Well, you just found it.

We teamed up with the top shakers at London Cocktail Week to produce the world’s first boozy pops.

Yes, you heard that right. We’ve created ice lollies packed with grog.

Does life get any better?

1. Shiver Me Appletini

What’s In It?

20ml Apple Sourz, 15ml lime juice, 10ml sugar syrup, 20ml apple juice, 25ml water.?

How To Make It

Mix the ingredients, pour into mould, add a slice of green apple, freeze. Simple.

What's It Taste Like?

Apple-tastic – like Appletise has gone into the ice lolly trade.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

A round dozen should do the trick.

2. Sub Zero Mojito

What’s In It?

20ml rum, 25ml lime juice, 15ml sugar syrup (2:1 sugar to water), 30ml soda water.

How To Make It

Mix ingredients, pour into mould, add a few mint leaves, freeze.

What's It Taste Like?

Like a Cuban salsa night has been frozen and injected into your throat. Arriba.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

Half a dozen prompted a perma-grin.

3. Snow-White Russian

What’s In It?

15ml vodka, 20ml espresso, 20ml sugar syrup, 20ml double cream, 20ml milk, ?30ml water.

How To Make It

Mix ingredients, freeze.

What's It Taste Like?

You’ve been kidnapped and you’re being waterboarded with cold Starbucks lattes.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

Unless you’re a caffeine fiend you won’t make it past two.

4. Sicilian Water

What’s In It?

15ml dry gin, 15ml Campari, 65ml orange juice, 25ml water, 5ml sugar syrup.

How To Make It

Mix the Campari, water and sugar syrup, pour into mould, add two thin orange slices and freeze. Then mix the rest and freeze again.

What's It Taste Like?

Aftershave.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

Four and you’ll be snogging a lamppost.

5. Chilly Cape Codder

What’s In It?

20ml vodka, 80ml cranberry juice, 15ml sugar syrup, 10ml lime juice.

How To Make It

Mix the ingredients, pour into mould, freeze.

What Does It Taste Like?

Cranberries. A frozen version of the juice your girlfriend glugs when she’s got cystitis.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

We blacked out after seven, so maybe stop at five

6. Frozen Margarita

What’s In It?

15ml tequila, 20ml lime juice, 20ml sugar syrup, 20ml strawberry puree, 30ml water

How To Make It

Mix, pour into mould, add strawberry slice, freeze.

What Does It Taste Like?

Doing a shot of tequila, then eating a bowl of strawberry Angel Delight? Like that.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

We ate four and thought we were fine. Then we tried to run…

7. Icy Grass Hopper

What’s In It?

15ml crème de menthe, 10ml white cacao, 20ml cream, 40ml water.

How To Make It

Pour the crème de menthe and 20ml of water into mould and freeze. Mix the cream, cacao and 20ml of water, pour on top, freeze again.

What Does It Taste Like?

Mouthwash.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

We started slurring after four, but boy does our boozy breath smell good.

8. Key West Cooler

What’s In It?

10ml vodka, 15ml Malibu, 40ml cranberry juice, 20ml fresh orange juice, 35ml water.

How To Make It

Mix the ingredients, pour into mould, freeze.

What Does It Taste Like?

We’re met with a taste reminiscent of the time we necked our mum’s bottle of Malibu.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

Four or five – this is one of those stealth booze jobs.

9. Blue Hawaiian

What’s In It?

15ml Blue Curacao, 50ml pineapple juice, 10ml lime juice, 15ml sugar syrup, 20ml water.

How To Make It

Mix Blue Curacao and water, freeze. Mix the rest, freeze again.

What Does It Taste Like?

Like one of those shooters you get free for walking into a crap bar in Faliraki at 5pm.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

More than you’d wish to digest.

10. Arctic Pimm's

What’s In It?

20ml Pimm’s, 40ml lemonade, 40ml ginger ale, 20ml water.

How To Make It

Mix, pour into mould, add slices of lemon, orange, cucumber and some mint, freeze.

What Does It Taste Like?

Like you’re snogging a blonde girl whose daddy owns half of Oxfordshire.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

You? Eight. Your new friend? Two.

11. Frost Tom Collins

What’s In It?

15ml gin, 25ml lemon juice, 15ml sugar syrup, 25ml soda.

How do you make it?

Mix the ingredients, pour into mould, add a slice of lemon and a maraschino cherry, freeze.

What Does It Taste Like?

It’s like there’s a party in an old folk’s home and your mouth’s invited.

How Many Does It Take To Get Piss-Ass Drunk?

Eat six quickly and you’ll be flying…