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15 People Reveal The Best/Worst 'Bedroom' Advice They've Ever Gotten From Their Dad

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With Father's Day right around the corner, we thought it would be nice to pay a little homage to great dads every where! What better way to do that than to gather a bunch of painfully embarrassing, sexually driven advice they've shared with their children over the years?? To be fair, there's some pretty insightful stuff below as well, it's just far less entertaining.

 

 

See, I didn't come from a home where sex was spoken about openly. It wasn't frowned upon, whatsoever—I just never had any questions. I paid attention in health class and that was that. I couldn't fathom stomaching a conversation about sex with my pops. I think it's perfectly natural for children to pretend that their parents have never, ever been in a sexual situation. In fact, I choose to believe I'm the product of immaculate conception—no shame.

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

The Anti-Grandpa

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

That's So Not PC, Dad

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Jacuzzi Jizz

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

That's Not Very Nice, Dad

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Manicure Enthusiast

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Pretty Sure You Can Though

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Sports Dad

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Macho Man

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Target Practice

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

A Dad Ahead Of His Time

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Solid Logic, Dad

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Never Trust A Drunk Irishman

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

Expired Meat

Comment from discussion Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent?.

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