While we were hoping for a pretty mild Winter, it seems that only after a few weeks our dreams have been shattered. Currently, on the East Coast of The States we're being hit with something called a bomb cyclone, and let us tell you, there's nothing bomb about it. See, we use "bomb" colloquially, as in, "that burrito was bomb." If we had to describe this cyclone in a word, it would be "bullsh-t". So, to all the weather girls out there who may or may not be reading along, please start reporting on this storm as a "bullsh-t cyclone", thank you! We'd greatly appreciate it.
In attempts to add some heat to this cold day, we thought it best to reflect on some happier times, and by that, we mean beautiful women wearing bikinis. Of course, this being FHM, there's really never a shortage of beautiful women wearing bikinis, but today? Well, it's a state of emergency after all — it's really important that we fulfill our civic duty as gentleman and scholars. You know, like when when PornHub decided to plow the streets of Boston last year during snowstorm Stella. Do y'all remember that? What a boss move! Now, it's our turn!
One look at this gallery and you'll be sure to keep warm for the rest of the day. We hope these bikini pictures hold you off until Spring. Erm, let's rephrase that actually — we know this isn't going to hold you off until Spring, but, at the very least, it'll hold you off until tomorrow. We promise to keep the heat coming all Winter long, guys. OK, OK, we'll let you go now! Happy Adult Snow Day.