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A lot of people are going to argue that nobody, and I mean nobodddddy likes sixty-nining and look, that's a totally respectable stance on the matter! I mean, the whole idea seems like logistical nightmare, I get it! But has anyone every bothered to question that perhaps you're not enjoying this position because you're not doing it right, or at the very least, not communicating with your partner while engaging?
I'm going to venture a guess and say yes, these questions has been asked, and maybe even answered, but let's try and go over some pointers one more time for good measure, because here at FHM we know what we're talking about.
I'm going to get the awkward one out of the way right off the bat. Do NOT 69 after going to the gym, operating heavy machinery, eating an intensely spicy burrito, etc. Your girlfriend's mouth and consequently her nose is going to be all up in you, respect that (for her sake and yours.)
I lied, all of these are pretty awkward, but it's important to just come right out with it. Speaking of, if you're about to, uh, finish, it's ideal that you stop doing what you're doing to her and tell her. I know that can be overwhelming, but it MUST be done. Otherwise it is going to be a mess.
I know it's hard not to get caught up in the moment, but you can't just stop. Let me explain, you know when you try to tap your head and rub your stomach at the same time? Yeah? Inevitably you'll start tapping or rubbing both because doing 2 things at once can just be too difficult for the brain to comprehend. That's sort of like this. The pleasure you're feeling is going to make you want to stop working on your lady, that, in essence defeats the purpose of this position altogether.
You don't HAVE to be on top of each other. You can lay side by side. This will help eliminate the awkward suction noises that two naked, sweaty bodies when they untangle themselves. It's not the best for her pleasure, but it'll work out for you pretty well. And honestly, it's a less "self-conscious" way of 69ing and obviously the more comfortable you both feel the better the experience.
Don't add it to the menu every night (permitting you're getting laid that often). Unlike other positions, 69ing is an acquired taste, like kimchi. Most people do not eat kimchi every night. Also, and this is sort of subjective, but I don't recommend doing it with someone you're not actually dating. It's one of those positions that's pretty personal, and it's made even better when you're actually really comfortable with that person and their body.