Wedding Hookup Confessions That Prove, 'You'll Do' Is Way More Fun Than, 'I Do'

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I would hate to discount the sanctity of marriage, but, wait, no, I wouldn't really hate that at all, actually. Society has managed to discount the sanctity of marriage all on their own, so why should I be any different?

The divorce rate, at least in The United States, is still over half. When that changes, I'll start singing my wedding praises. Until then, let's talk about something far more fascinating—like, I don't know, people using weddings as an excuse to be sexual deviants. Yes! Way more enticing, indeed! Funny enough, a lot of these casual hookups ended up turning into something more—quite the vicious cycle actually!

In these racy confessions a la Cosmo, 8 women of varying ages were brave enough to share their craziest wedding hookup tales. We went ahead and chose our 3 favorite for ya'll to enjoy and who knows, maybe replicate! It is wedding season, after all—

A Case Of 'Mistaken' Identity

"It was my best friend's wedding. She was marrying a twin. I had a few drinks and started making out with who I thought was the groom's twin. As he was undressing me, my best friend walks in. I was sleeping with her newly wedded husband. As you can probably imagine, they got a divorce soon thereafter. And we're not friends anymore. But he and I are engaged getting married in June!" —Lindsey, 25

Euro Trip

"My college friend was getting married to her college sweetheart and the wedding was abroad in Ireland — her hubby was born there and he moved to the U.S. when he was 20. I was not in the wedding party but I thought there was no way I was going to miss out on going to Europe. The wedding was beautiful and the after-party was crazy. I was definitely getting tipsy when I bumped into an absolutely gorgeous man who just so happened to be the best man. He was insanely charming, funny as hell, and had an accent, so we clicked instantly. Things were starting to heat up and we decided to take it somewhere private. We did not want to wait long, so we noticed a storage room and headed right for it. I'll just say it was probably the best sex I have ever had. Afterward, we made our way out of the closet and we began talking normally to make it seem like nothing happened. Suddenly, a woman who I had remembered was in the wedding party approached us and began kissing the man whom I had just spent some passionate moment with in the closet. Turns out, she was not only the maid of honor but his wife! I ran away as fast as I could. I was so flustered and hurt that I left the next morning and boarded a flight out of there. About a month after the wedding, I went to a bar to meet my friend and her new husband, and he was there with them. He told me that he was separated from his wife and had filed for divorce. Two years later, we're married and expecting our first child together. Crazy how things work out." —Ciara, 31

Alpha Beta Be Gone

"It was my sorority sister's wedding and a group of us were there. It was all of our first weddings as 'adults,' so needless to say we took the open bar a little too seriously. I started making out with a guy on the dance floor. He was staying in a different hotel than the rest of us, so I drunkenly thought it'd be smart to bring him back to the room I was sharing with three other girls. Mid-hookup, they're unlocking the door! I scream out and ask them to wait. He was taking forever to get dressed, so they were all yelling and banging on the door. He finally leaves and I hear screaming in the hallway. Turns out he put on my female friend's pajamas instead of his own clothes! She made him take them off right there and go through the hotel in just boxers! She flipped out at me so badly that I had to leave the room and wound up in tears ... in the bride's suite!" —Haley, 25

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