According To British Women, Fat Men Make The Best Lovers (And Here's Why)

Overweight men make the best lovers, according to a majority of British women.

The study, carried out by the team at Big Dude Clothing (totally unbiased, then), polled 2,544 women aged 18 and over from across the UK. They found out that nearly half of all respondents preferred an overweight man between the sheets.

The results in full:

Overweight/plus-size men – 38%
Athletic/muscly Men – 21%
Tall men (taller than 6 foot) – 13%
Short men (shorter than 5 foot 8) – 10%
Slim/petite men – 9%

When asked why plus-sized guys who so great in bed, the poll discovered that:

They seemed more eager to please me than themselves- 42%
They were more caring and gentle – 42%
They made me feel less self-conscious about my own body– 27%
I had better orgasms – 19%
They were more adventurous and willing to try new things- 14%

This seems like a pretty good time to slide a couple of our gut-busting Man Food recipes your way, doesn't it...

How to make DJ BBQ’s super sloppy Chilli Cheese Dogs (and get drunk in the process)

Upgrade your #FHMManFood BBQ with these Szechuan Spicy Wings and Thighs

How to make the greatest pulled pork sandwich known to man