Alyssa Arce: The FHM Would Wife Who's Making A Million Beliebers Go Batshit On Twitter

Unless you’re an American or an avid follower of super-cool photographer Terry Richardson's Tumblr, the chances are that Alyssa Arce is not a name you’re familiar with.

But this hasn't stopped a bazillion angry as hell Beliebers going bat shit crazy about her on Twitter and Instagram after she was recently snapped canoodling with ol' Justin 'The angriest douchebag in pop' Bieber.

Now - ordinarilly it'd pain us to agree with anything Justin Bieber likes but truthfully, and this shocks us as well, we can't find a single bloody fault with him here. Like, seriously, she's incredible.

In fact we thought that she was so incredible that we actually featured her in this here mag, way back in our January issue.
Check out the gallery at the top of this page and then scroll down to see why you should join Justin and love her with all of your beating heart:

Her celeb doppelganger is Blake Lively

Her words not ours, but we’re not going to argue with it. For two reasons: firstly, she’s kind of right and, secondly, they’re both fist-bitingly hot and the simple idea of the two of them stood near each other is so great we need a glass of water to calm down.

She even looks hot when she’s in curlers


If you can look at a girl with curlers in her hair and still think they’re absolutely gorgeous then it means you should marry her IMMEDIATELY. Now if we could just get her phone number…

Her dramatic faces are really intense and sexy

Which means that if she was the girlfriend and you came home and wanted to moan about your day, she’d be the best, and sexiest, listener ever. Just look:

She loves the same things that we love

"I love soccer!" she tells us in this month's FHM, "I've always been a bit of a tomboy, and my dad played, so I've played ever since I was three."

But wait, there's more...

"I love cars, especially vintage racing and muscle cars - you can't beat an old Ford Mustang."


Her Instagram makes us unbelievably happy.

Here are a few highlights:


Follow her on Instagram here and get your Twitter fix right  here.