12 Times The 'Choosing Beggars' Subreddit Was The Craziest Forum On The Internet

For those of you unaware of what the Choosing Beggars/ Beggars Can't Be Choosers subreddit is, don't worry. We're going to go ahead and take y'all to school right now. We promise by this article's end that you're going to have the homepage freakin' bookmarked on your phone AND computer — it's that genius. The description is pretty self-explanatory:

"This subreddit is for posting screenshots or pictures of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter."

Ultimately it's an entire forum dedicated to people who have no clue that people hate them/think they're insane. It's like NA — no, not narcotics anonymous, narcissism anonymous. Seriously, we're convinced that some of these people are on some straight up Ted Bundy sh*t! Who else looks for friends on craigslist, huh? Who else has the audacity to seek a sugar daddy WITHOUT offering the damn sugar?!

Beggars Can't Be Choosers — The Rules:

Dating Profiles

Literally the only picture from ChoosingBeggars


Single mom wants a 6'3" tall meal ticket. from ChoosingBeggars


Who could resist 🙄 from ChoosingBeggars


Group of mediocre high schoolers expecting a gang bang from ChoosingBeggars


The classic from ChoosingBeggars

Want Ads

Sounds like a golden opportunity. from ChoosingBeggars


Have kids wants dick (big - and coin also) from ChoosingBeggars


Old man seeks teen girl to be free RV hostage from ChoosingBeggars

For Sale

Ran before the fire.... from ChoosingBeggars


Don't low ball me, I know what this car is worth. from ChoosingBeggars

Job Ads

Needed IMMEDIATELY...no benefits though... from ChoosingBeggars


Round the clock servant for $50 a week!? Oh boy! from ChoosingBeggars


Absolute chaos, right? It's amazing that this thing has been around for two years and we're only just discovering it now! We hope y'all are feeling better about yourselves by default and please, if you've ever put out an ad, dating profile, etc. resembling any of these — abort mission.

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