For those of you unaware of what the Choosing Beggars/ Beggars Can't Be Choosers subreddit is, don't worry. We're going to go ahead and take y'all to school right now. We promise by this article's end that you're going to have the homepage freakin' bookmarked on your phone AND computer — it's that genius. The description is pretty self-explanatory:
"This subreddit is for posting screenshots or pictures of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter."
Ultimately it's an entire forum dedicated to people who have no clue that people hate them/think they're insane. It's like NA — no, not narcotics anonymous, narcissism anonymous. Seriously, we're convinced that some of these people are on some straight up Ted Bundy sh*t! Who else looks for friends on craigslist, huh? Who else has the audacity to seek a sugar daddy WITHOUT offering the damn sugar?!
Beggars Can't Be Choosers — The Rules:
Blur out identifying info (Age, Name(s), Location, etc)
Please use Imgur for pictures.
Please be nice to other users.
Don't link to other sub-reddits (You will be banned)
If you ever notice brigading, please report and message the moderators
Post must be relevant to what this sub is about
Absolute chaos, right? It's amazing that this thing has been around for two years and we're only just discovering it now! We hope y'all are feeling better about yourselves by default and please, if you've ever put out an ad, dating profile, etc. resembling any of these — abort mission.
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