For those of you who aren't aware, Chrissy Teigen's net worth is a whopping $13.5 million. Needless to say, she's a strong, independent woman who doesn't take handouts from anyone — least of all the people in her life. That said, for every successful woman, there's 100,000 Twitter trolls just waiting to bring her down! Man, can't the Internet just be happy for other people's good fortune? Turns out, no. Don't you fret, though. This story is not one of tragedy, but triumph — and a F'in hilarious triumph at that.
Thankfully, women like Chrissy aren't afraid to run to their own defense — Miss Teigen, of course, being the Queen of the Twitter Clapback. Seriously, if we could award her some sort of medal, we would. She's a take no sh-t lady and we pity the idiot who decides to cross her on social media. Today, that idiot is Twitter user, Scott Junior Tabo, who, judging by his Twitter avi, shouldn't be doling out his unsolicited opinion — #SorryNotSorry, kid.
At about 1:30 in the morning, EST, Chrissy Tweeted a rather tragic tale about her late night snack. We can't be sure, but it looks like seared rack of lamb. Despite the dish looking bomb AF, it came tumbling to the floor.
Now, most women wouldn't admit to eating it shortly after falling on the floor, but, hey! Chrissy isn't most women. She keeps it real, always. Which is where the next Tweet comes in:
No big deal, right? We mean, come on, haven't you heard of the "5 second rule"? Well, as it turns out, most people didn't take issue with Chrissy eating the food, but instead, decided to troll her for other things. This is where Scott comes in. Hey, Scott, man, if you're reading this — be sure to regularly apply to ice to that burn for the next couple of days, OK? You wouldn't want it to scar.
In the infamous words of Michael Scott, "Boom! Roasted". We don't agree that bullying warrants more bullying, but, to be fair, his assessment of Chrissy was completely off base. For starters, she does a lot more than just eat, sleep, and sh*t. She's a mother, wife, model, entrepreneur, cook book author — the list is freakin' endless. If you're going to come after a queen like Chrissy, you better come strapped with something more than that, Scott.
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