13 Stand-Up Jokes You'll Probably Relate To More Than You Should

When going to stand-up shows or watching comedy specials, comedians love making jokes about their bitter, depraved lives, from porn addiction to alcoholism. And sure, we might chuckle into our vodka sodas at their misfortune, but gradually we all come to the same realization: we're relating to these jokes way more than we'd like to admit. Not like there's anything wrong with spending an entire weekend second-guessing our life choices while crying over pizza, but we normally like to keep that to ourselves...and our therapist. Below, 13 jokes so relatable they'll make you say, "True."