The Most Badass Gadgets In The World This Month

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Let's be real, the only thing better than cool gadgets are cool gadgets that you can actually purchase, and, better yet, afford. Sure, Elon Musk's latest and greatest flamethrower is perfectly F'in badass, but for $530, who has that kind of money to toss around? Our idea of a cool gadget isn't just about showing off, it's about practicality. We want to look like James Bond without doling out Bond money. That's why we put our heads together and decided that the best place to locate these badass gadgets is on Amazon.

Would it be cooler to brag to your friends that you purchased something directly from NASA? Sure, but we don't even think that's possible. A majority of the coolest tech in the world is only available to government personnel — like this DroneGun, for example. Don't get it twisted, we're always going to keep you guys updated on cool tech, but we're also going to inform you on products you can use in your everyday life.

From BBQing and bacon to hiking and drinking, there's something for every man below to enjoy. Hell, find a reason to treat yo' self and indulge in them all.

Jibo: The World's First Social Robot

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Jibo looks, listens, and learns — powered by face and voice recognition technology, he remembers people and builds relationships. Jibo learns about you and your loved ones iin order to flawlessly fit into your social life.

Where to buy: $899, Amazon

The Uber Scuuter Plus

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One of the first electric, foldable scooters with top speed of 15 mph and covers a 27 mile range per charge. It holds a full capacity battery in only three to five hours., unlike most electric scooters than take 10+ hours to charge.

Where to buy: $1,195, Amazon

Invidyo: World's Smartest Child Monitor

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Comes with face recognition with unrecognized person alerts, it automatically detects when your child smiles and generates smile albums, it moderates temperature, humidity and air quality, and lastly comes with Amazon Alexa Show.

Where to buy: $174, Amazon

Athena Wearable Safety Accessory

This personal safety alarm sends live GPS notifications to your pre-programmed emergency contacts. You can press and hold to sound a high-frequency alarm and simultaneously alert contacts with your location. You can also press three times to silently send a distress signal.

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Where to buy: $129, Amazon

Candle Powered LED Lamp

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It converts a tea light’s heat into electrical light, you can also use a scented candle, if you prefer. It's a battery free, long-live product that's friendly on the environment. It can be used anywhere!

Where to buy: $109, Amazon

Fingerless LED Flashlight Gloves

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Good for repairing, owrking in dark places, fishing, camping, hiking and outdoor activities.

Where to buy: $12.08, Amazon

Tactical Outdoor Survival Paracord Bracelet

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A military high strength parachute cord that waves into a bracelet. Includes temperature gauge, paracord, flint rod, scraper, whistle and buckle.

Where to buy: $7.99, Amazon

Cut Resistant Gloves

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With a resistance four times strong than leather, they're ideal for cutting, working with mandoline slicers, knives, cutters, graters and peelers in the kitchen, woodworking, carving, carpentry, oyster shucking, and much more.

Where to buy: $10.99, Amazon

Wireless Digital Meat Thermometer

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A wireless digital meat thermometer with dual probe monitors for food, oven, grill, or smoker temps up to 300 feet away. Comes with preset temperatures for 9 types of meat and their various doneness levels recommended by USDA.

Where to buy: $59.99, Amazon

Steel Nozzle Propane Torch

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Comes with a turbo blast trigger for a burst of extra heat. It has an insulated ergonomic grip and heats to over 3000 degrees fahrenheit.

Where to buy: $39.95, Amazon

Crispy Bacon Grill

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Cooks up to 6 strips of lean, thin cut bacon in minutes. Vertical cooking drains the grease in to a slide-out drip tray.

Where to buy: $29.99, Amazon

Bullet Shaped Whiskey Stones

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Stainless steel chilling rocks that keep your whiskey ice cold without compromising the flavor or integrity.

Where to buy: $19.95, Amazon

That's all for March, guys. Stay tuned for April, when we'll be bringing you even more badass gadgets that will make you the coolest dad, husband, boyfriend, or bachelor on the block.

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