Before we get into the blatant dating fails, let's break things down a bit, shall we? There's this old saying that a woman knows within 30 seconds of meeting a man if she wants to sleep with him or not — having never been a woman, we can't necessarily comment on the accuracy of this statement. That being said, we're going to roll the dice here and call complete and total BS. Why? Well, because it eliminates human error. Say a woman decides you're worthy of her — there's no telling the countless number of things you can do between that moment and the moment to screw it up, thusly completely changing her mind. That's right, guys, there's a strong possibility that if a woman doesn't want to sleep with you/date you, that it's your fault.
We know that may seem a little harsh, but, buck up! There are worse things in life than rejection — take rotten avocados, for example, those are just F'in horrible. The reason we're discussing this lovely, soul-crushing topic today is a result of a little reddit inspiration. The following question was posed by, DeuxPoutines, and we thought it was a good idea to relay some of the more informative answers to y'all.
"Girls of reddit: What made you go from, 'Maybe I would date him' to 'No way, I wouldn't date him'?
Again, these examples are not going to feature women in the wrong — just men. It's important to understand that your behavior is not always, well, erm, normal and that might be creating issues in your love life (or lack thereof). Look, being yourself is important, but if yourself includes any of the sh*t below — change — it's that simple.
Momma's Boy Overload
Nobody Likes A One-Upper
Pathological Liars Are The Worst
Yikes, Just Yikes
Yes, Women Deduct Points For Chauvinism
D*ck Move, Man
The Dreaded Face-Licker
Freud Would Have Something To Say About This
It's 2018, Dude, Do Better!
To read more examples, head on over to reddit and do your best to learn or thing or two, will you please?
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