Image Via YouTube/xo8Booth
There's a lot of things I'd like to check off my bucket list during this life — ride a horse, float in The Dead Sea, chug a bottle of wine as I watch Donald Trump be ruthlessly impeached. Nowhere on this long, whimsical list will you find, "jump off a very high surface into a body of water."
That's why people like xo 8Booth exist and furthermore, that's why they have YouTube channels, so people like myself, with small, safe dreams can admire their dastardly deeds from the comfort of their own beds (toilets). Take a look, then we can discuss.
I have a few talking points:
Does this guy know what stairs are?
Why is no one around?
Why couldn't he have worn a swimsuit?
What sort of life proof case does he have and where can I get one?
Do his parents know he does this shit?
Again, why is he fully dressed?!
Wet socks are THE WORST.
No, wet jeans are THE WORST.
Is the camera attached to his head?
How does it stay on?
Does he have a cool headband?
Is it like that light-thing coal miners wear?
Seriously, where are the people?
Does this pool exist in an alternate universe where he's the only person on the planet?
Speaking of the pool, where is it?
A hotel with really, really shitty security?
Wait, is he also wearing a hoodie?
Maybe he just generally runs cold and likes to bundle up?
No, if that were the case he wouldn't be taking a mid-day dip.
Maybe he's on PCP.
Yes, that's the conclusion I'll be going with—why else would anyone do this fully-clothed and on camera?