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The 13 Best Ways To F*ck With People On Elevators

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You know times are tough when dudes care more about elevator pranks than elevator etiquette. God forbid we all just agree that elevators should be a place of peace and quiet. Isn't it bad enough that the option of plummeting to your death is always on the table? Why add insult to injury, people?! That being said, there's nothing we can do to stop you guys from partaking in these hijinks, so, why not arm you with the best elevator pranks we possibly can? If you're going to do something, no matter how depraved, do it well. That's our motto!

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That's why when we came across the following question posed by Reddit user, GonnSolo, we just had to share some of the more colorful response with y'all:

"What are the best things to say to f*ck with people in an elevator?"

Now, we don't necessarily recommend doing any of these on the elevator in your office building, but a random elevator? Why not! It's not like you have to see the passengers everyday. What's the harm? So what if you make a complete ass of yourself? It's no different than making an ass of yourself every weekend at the bar.

Scare Tactics

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The Classic

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50/50 Chance

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Simply Terrifying

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Bouncy Antics

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We're Not Crying, You're Crying

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Creative Culinary Genius

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Probably Not

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You Know, Bill...

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Secret Agent

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The Prophecies ...

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Please Only Use This On Men

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Never Fails, Guys

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To read the full thread head on over to Reddit for more fantastic ways to f*ck with people on elevators...because life's too short to be mature, you know?


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