Image via Tinder
If it seems like everyone and their mother is on Tinder—OK, we hope not, 'cause that'd just be weird—it's probably because it's kind of true. And, because so many people are on the dating app, it's hard to separate oneself from the rest of the herd.
I mean, sure, there are all sorts of pieces of advice out there, with people focusing on the proper profile picture to choose, how frequently one should swipe, when it's OK to send the first message after matching and, naturally, what the best icebreaker is—and, at times, those are absolute gold!
However, if someone really wants to get the attention of a woman, forget looks and how swell you are with flirting, because it seems that the right bio can go a long way in getting a lady's attention.
Case in point: Dustin.
This 21-year-old is just a simpleton, who doesn't seem to like much about life other than his massive truck, the fact that he's a 20-something stuck in a 40-year-old's body and that he has an awful personality—but, hey, he'll try his hand at love!
Some girl posted this to make fun of the guy, but I'd be down to crack a beer with dude, he seems chill pic.twitter.com/Ew9h7DD0vg— PAWG(uy) (@JessPuffy) June 23, 2017
You've really got to hand it to the kid for being so brutally honest in his Tinder profile, don't you agree? I mean, that's some serious wit... and ingenious given the fact it makes women wonder if he's serious or not.
The bio is hilarious, but, what may be even funnier, is that Dustin's Tinder profile went viral after some random girl tried to make fun of him for it. As the tweet above shows, though, it seems like he's getting the last laugh, because people online love this kind of stuff.
Somewhere, all those girls who are busy swiping as they look for their perfect gentleman are missing out on a man like Dustin who just doesn't give a damn. Also, let's be honest, if we had the balls, we'd all just say the exact same thing in our Tinder bios that this guy did. Truth.