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The Absolute Worst F'in Ways 'Game Of Thrones' Could End (As Told By Fans)

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My current relationship with Game of Thrones is tenuous at best. After receiving the official news that the Game of Thrones season 8 release date won't be until 2019, I've decided to spend the next few weeks sh-t-talking. Why? Well, because I can! That's why! You can't produce a show as complex as Game of Thrones and then make viewers wait well over a year to not only continue, but finish the story — it's simply inhumane. Then again, we're talking about the men responsible for "The Red Wedding", I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. That being said, I'm disappointed and I'd like to rant. Who's with me?



The season 8 announcement upset me for a number of reasons. Yes, the waiting is going to be a real pain in the ass, but beyond that, I'm worried, guys. What if this whirlwind of a series that I've invested what feels like 20 years in turns out to be complete garbage? What if they end it on a cliffhanger?! What if it's worse than the series finale of The Sorpranos? Sh-t, is that even possible?! I don't know, but I need to talk through it. With a little help from this question posed by reddit user, mooglevew, I've created an article dedicated to the worst case scenario situations all Game of Thrones fans might end up facing: "What would be the biggest "f-ck you" to the fans they could do to end the Game of Thrones series?"

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I may have phrased it a bit more gently, but the sentiment remains the same. As a means of making this more personal, because trust me, it's freakin' personal, I'd like to share my biggest f-ck you ending. Ultimately, any situation where in The Lannisters (Cersei/Jaime) are left ruling The Seven Kingdoms, I believe to be a huge slap in the face. Jaime is a wimp and Cersei is an evil, tyrannical sociopath! In the end, my greatest hope is that this show will champion good above evil. I'd like Jon to take the Iron Throne with Daenerys and Tyrion as his council and everyone can live happily ever after. Sigh, I know it's not going to happen like that and it seems other fans are aware of that too. Let's hear from them, shall we?

Homage To The Truman Show

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Terrifyingly Realistic

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No, Please, Not This

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My Biggest Fear

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Nope, This Is My Biggest Fear

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OK, that's enough. I can't bear to read any more of these. I will say however, that imaging some of these endings on loop could potentially soften the blow — should they become reality. Sort of like aversion therapy. Who knows? Give it a try, guys! I might be onto something.

To read more Game of Thrones ending predictions head on over to reddit and beware, they only get more upsetting the more you read.

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