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Here's How A Man With A Bionic Penis Described His Sex Life (And It Sounds Pretty Difficult)

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It may be difficult to have sex on the regular with your actual penis, but imagine what it's like when you're a man who has a bionic one, where it's artificially attached and not nearly used in the same way.

Meet Andrew Wardle, who happens to be a British man with this exact scenario.

Andrew, who had tried for three years to get a bionic penis, was born without a penis due to an extremely rare birth defect called bladder exstrophy, which is where the bladder, and parts around it, form inside-out. In Wardle's case—who does have testicles—it was his penis that never developed.

Following numerous operations over the past few years, Andrew now has a functional penis and a girlfriend, Fedra, who, shockingly, didn't know until nine months into their relationship that her boyfriend didn't have a penis—and she found out from a newspaper!

Speaking to a morning show about his situation, Andrew was asked to describe their sex life, here's what he said. (Editor's Note: The sex life conversation begins around the 3:15 mark of the video).

 

Going into details about his and Fedra's love life was probably difficult enough, but Andrew admitted what he believes to be the hardest part—no pun intended—is having a "two week erection when it’s turned on!"

That does sound a bit miserable, don't you think?

It's all interesting stuff, really, but there was some humor involved when one of the hosts asked to see Andrew's scar on his arm where they removed skin to use for his penis. Here was the exchange, via Mirror.

  • Host: "Showing his arm, Phillip asked: “Were you tempted to ask them to take any more skin from your arm?”

  • Andrew (laughing): "They don’t do sizes, You get what you’re given!”

Andrew Wardle may have had to wait forever to get a penis, but at least he's still able to have a sense of humor about whatever size the docs actually gave him.

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