8 Ways To 100% Ace Your First Romantic Vacation Together

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So you've met a great gal who you think might be someone worth blowing money on outside of just a cheap bottle of wine and a nice dinner every so often. It's at this moment where the two of you decide a weekend getaway's the thing to do.

Great, embrace that. Just be prepared for what's about to come, because it's now on you to make sure you absolutely kick this trips ass—which our dear girl Rebecca is here to help with, as she gives a couple scenarios to prepare for as you try to win your girl's heart.

1. On The First Night, The Local Sleazeball Tries To Muscle In On Her

“Getting chatted up by the locals is something every girl has to put up with when they’re away. Obviously, it’s awkward if I’m there with you. The best way to handle it is to give the guy a talking to, without being violent. If he isn’t listening you can be more forceful, but no girl is impressed by a man who uses his fists before his brain.”

2. You’ve Fallen Asleep In The Sun And The Results Aren’t Pretty

“I think it’s OK for a guy to admit he’s sunburnt to shit. If you’re bright red it’s a bit difficult to hide the fact you’re in pain! I’d laugh at first, but then I’d love to help you put your aftersun on. I’ve never drawn a dick on someone’s back with suncream when they’ve fallen asleep – that’d be too mean.”

3. You Take Her To The Bar Where You Got Smashed Last Year, But She Isn’t Very Keen

“I’m quite adventurous, so if a guy wanted to take me to places he’d already been, it might put me off. I’d want to go out exploring, and no one wants to feel like a guy’s had a better time there with someone else. Take me somewhere new and we can be adventurous together.”

4. You’re Three Days In And Desperately Need To Use The Bathroom After A Volatile Meal

“If a guy wants to use the toilet, he should play it cool; he’s only human. If it’s a new relationship he should try to hold it in until she’s out of the room, but he doesn’t have to do that the whole time.”

5. Your Heart Says Thailand, Your Wallet Says Jersey Shore

“I don’t care where a guy wants to take me. Even if it’s somewhere crap, I wouldn’t mind, as long as he had a cool reason for taking me. The worst thing to do is book an all-inclusive. I want to go out and eat at weird local places, not a hotel buffet.”

6. You’re Having Second Thoughts About Your Beach Attire

“As long as you don’t wear Speedos, I don’t care what you put on. Italian-style short shorts are fine. Board shorts are fine. I just don’t want to see any more than that exposed. You can wear pink shorts and carry a Disney beach towel, just don’t wear Speedos.”

7. Your Wandering Eye Gets You In Trouble On The Beach

“It’s natural to look at other people on the beach, and women do it just as much as guys. Wearing sunglasses would make it better, but it’s still obvious what you’re up to. If you get caught, you should come out with a compliment: tell me I’ve got a better butt.”

8. You Want To Engage In Some Risqué Outdoor Activities

“Having sex outside on vacation is exciting. My friend did it in the sea with loads of people around her. She didn’t get arrested, so that’s a win. Outdoor sex has to be risky, but not so risky that you’re going to get caught. I’d go with the sea. I love the sea.”

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