Here's How To 'Get The Job Done' For Your Lady In Just 15 Minutes

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We talk A LOT about the ins and outs of the female orgasm around these parts and really, can you blame us?! They're so mysterious! You think you know when they're faking it, but actually you have no f'in clue. What works for one woman, does absolutely NOTHING for another and at the end of the day, no matter how well-intentioned you are, you're most likely going to fail. UNLESS you continue to do your due diligence and actually read up on this shit!!

Yes, of course, it's ideal to learn about sex by actually having sex, but the vicious cycle remains as followed—if you can't successfully get a woman off, you're not going to be having a lot of sex. At least not a lot of repeat performancesand that's when you learn the most!! Nobody learned everything they needed to know about making a woman hit The Big O from a one night stand. Sorry to say it fellas, this is a concerted effort of practice makes perfect meets research style homework.

Luckily we're here to help, huh? As per The Daily Star these helpful hints should be able to get your lady to the moan zone in 15-minutes or less. Why 15 minutes? Well, because the average sexual encounter lasts MUCH LESS than that and chances are YOU won't be able to hold out longer than 15 minutes, so it's best to get you both done!

Kisses For The Misses

"This is an important part of sex because it builds up intimacy. If you tilt your head to the right this makes you seem more caring and floods her system with the “connection” chemical oxytocin, scientists in Germany found. Smooching also reduces levels of the stress hormone cortisol. But don’t just stick to her lips as 96% of women say being kissed on the neck turns them on. Spend about three minutes in total on kissing."

Hands Up, Baby Hands Up

"Stroke and caress her through the fabric rather than going for gold,” sex therapist Paula Hall told Men’s Health. 'Focus on building anticipation rather than going straight for direct stimulation.' Continue teasing her for a few minutes before taking her knickers off and stimulating her clitoris. You could also try putting your fingers inside to try and reach her G-spot, a small, spongy area located two or three inches inside the vagina on the front vaginal wall."

Oral Persuasion

"Performing oral sex is one of the best ways to make a woman orgasm. In our study of 4,000 women 26% said they orgasmed most frequently from this sex act. Spend a few minutes doing this before moving on to the main act."

Missionary Work Is Important

"Missionary has also been voted as Brits’ favourite sex position. Vaginal sex is also the thing that most frequently makes women orgasm, according to our recent poll. A study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine clocked her average climax at seven minutes after penetration - so make sure you leave enough time for this. Try starting in Missionary position but then pull back so the base of your penis rests on her clitoris."

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