How To Unclog A Toilet Without A Plunger ('Cause Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures)

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It's rumored that Benjamin Franklin once said, "The only guarantees in life are death and taxes". While we totally agree with Mr. Franklin's sentiment, we'd like to offer a little revision. The only guarantees in life are death, taxes, and clogging someone's toilet at the absolute worst moment — a date, a family gathering, your office — you name it and all of a sudden soiled water starts to hit your ass as your life flashes before your very eyes. We're positive, that no matter who you are, you can conjure a memory like this, and because of that, it's time for things to change! Sit back, relax, and let us teach you how to plunge a toilet without a plunger. Who knows? It could save your life some day.

The video above is a more boiled down version. Now, we'd really like to get into the nitty gritty details. Of course, we all know the reasons why you'd have to unclog a toilet, so, let's just be adults here and completely ignore the brown elephant in the room.

How To Unclog A Toilet Without A Plunger

That about sums it up, guys! We know it's not the most glamorous or sexy topic on the planet, but, hey! Everybody poops, remember that — even the world's most beautiful, powerful, dynamic people go to the bathroom and we bet, dollars to donuts, they've clogged a toilet before.

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