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Depending upon how old you were back in 2007, there's a possibility you have a faint memory of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger going through the nastiest of nasty divorces made all the worse by Alec leaving his then 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, a seething voicemail calling her a "little pig", among other crappy things no little kid should have to hear from anyone, no less her father.
Well, 10-years-later, the beautiful, hardly piggish Ireland Baldwin has gotten her revenge by way of roasting her good ol' pops and she absolutely nailed it! It was the perfect combination of biting and adoring and it just goes to show that no matter how bad your parents your parents f'ck up, we're chemically predisposed to loving them forever—
"Hello, my name is Ireland, and I’m a Baldwin. Yes, I’m a member of that family. The Baldwins. I see other recovering Baldwins here. Some cousins, uncles…I’m here to roast this big old ham I call my father. Speaking of pigs. Some of you may remember me as that thoughtless little pig you read about. That was a decade ago, and my dad and I are in a much better place now. He would never say something like that. Because I’m 6’2″ and I would kick his ass. The truth is, that whole awful period nearly killed him emotionally. I wouldn’t see my dad that upset ever again…until I showed him my first tattoo. Okay, my second tattoo. I couldn’t show him where I got the first one."
I love you. I always have and I always will. You're unique. You're strong. You're by far the funniest person I've ever known or will ever know and you make me so proud to be related to you. Thank you for all that you've ever taught me. You're the best dad to me, Carmen, Rafa and Leo and I can't wait for them to grow up and share the same beautiful memories with you as I do. I love you and thank you for always lifting me up and helping me figure out who I am! Happy Father's Day ❤️ from your little piggy girl 🐷 @iamabfalecbaldwin