Two Complete Strangers Were Caught Creating Some Serious "Turbulence" On A Flight To Detroit

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It's no secret that people have sex on airplanes, right? We mean, that's the entire basis behind the freakin' The Mile High Club and seriously, we have no issue with getting down and dirty 39,000 feet in the sky — our only request? Do it in the damn bathroom like a normal person! There is ZERO reason to whip anything out in plain sight. In fact, we're pretty sure it's a crime, guys.

Apparently some people get off on the thrill and by some people, we mean these two degenerates on a flight to Detroit this week. According to Click On Detroit:

"A man and a woman were busted Sunday on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit. Officials said the two were total strangers before boarding the plane. A woman was arrested on the airplane for performing oral sex on a man while they were in their seats. The 48-year-old woman was heading to Nashville, while the 28-year-old man was heading to Miami."

OK, let's break this down, shall we? These dopes were on a public flight — not a private jet à la The Kardashians. What exactly possessed them to think that oral sex is a suitable form of PDA?! Not to be graphic, but at least you can hide second base under a blanket. Who the hell just skips to third? There were CHILDREN on the flight, real classy y'all.

Word to the wise, unless you want to be dragged away by the FBI, perhaps restrain yourself from engaging in any sort of sexual activity on a plane (save for the plane bathroom, that's a little less disgusting). The Mile High club is cool and all, but not worth jail time.

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