Man Straps 10 Pounds of Cocaine To Himself, Doesn't Think Anyone Would Notice

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Some people are born with good looks. Some people are born with brains. Some people are born with neither. I can't attest to what this dude looks like, but I know for a fact he wasn't born with brains, that's for sure.

"Officers with U.S. Customs and Border Protection say that Juan Carlos Galan Luperon, a citizen of the United States, was acting a bit peculiar when he stepped off the plane at John F. Kennedy International Airport after a visit to the Dominican Republic."

But why, why was he acting peculiar? Not possibly because he decided to put 10 pounds of cocaine in his pants, right? I mean what sort of seasoned drug smuggler would think of something so aesthetically obvious.

No, that's actually exactly what he did.

"Border agents discovered 10 pounds of cocaine molded around both of Luperon’s legs. The shipment was worth an estimated $164,000, according to the CBP."

Some people, man. They really just don't know how to do anything right.

To see the picture provided by law enforcement head over to High Times and you'll understand exactly just what we mean by obvious.

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