Overeating on Thanksgiving is as much a part of the holiday tradition as the turkey! What can we say, that's America! We love to take sh*t that isn't ours (namely land) and stuff our faces. To those people who consider it indulgent (or even disgusting) we say, you're right — but, we don't care! Thanksgiving comes but once a year and it's important to do it up right!
Problem is, binge-eating isn't as easy as it looks. We know all of you Europeans think we must walk around dripping bacon fat and Type 2 Diabetes, but a las, that's not the case. Americans are just as obsessed with the same health-craze-kale-snorting BS that most cultures are interested in. It's only on the holidays that we choose to completely ignore everything we know about health and fitness and become garbage people.