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Whether it's learning how to ask a girl out through text or learning how to talk to women online, there's only one real operative word here — LEARNING. Men think they know everything there is to know about the fairer sex, when in reality they don't know jack!
To be fair, it's not entirely the fault of men. We're sure that there are plenty of things you wish you could ask women, but never do — in fear of getting slapped or even worse, a swift kick to the balls. That's why when Reddit user, timbroddin posed the following question, we thought it best to hand pick the 13 that show the most solidarity. Remember guys, you're not alone! FHM will always have your back:
"What's something you've always wanted to ask the other sex (but were afraid to do)?"
Perhaps after realizing that most dudes are scared sh*tless of women, some of y'all will find the courage to just go for it and ask the hard-hitting questions! Worst case scenario ask your mom or sister (just like you had to do for Winter Formal during your awkward years).
"Women, let's say you're out in public and you unknowingly catch the eye of some guy. This guy is attractive, and wants to talk to you. How does he go about striking up a conversation or asking for your number without it being creepy?"
"Does size really matter?"
"How big is too big?"
"If a random stranger came up to you offering oral and/or sex, how would you respond?"
"Do girls think it is weird if a guy has a big butt? My butt isn't massive but when I wear tight pants, or when I'm just in boxers you can tell I'm packing some down there."
"Ladies, what does it feel like when a man finishes in you?"
"Do women ever soften their hard-to-pass sh*ts by poking at it from inside their vagina?"
"Why do you have a problem with being seen in a bra, but not in a bikini? Is't it basically the same?"
"What, specifically, causes the vagina to have a particularly fishy smell? Diet? Lack of hygiene? Unfortunate mermaid genes?"
"What does it feel like being kicked in the vagina? Does it make you want to vomit and not move your body?"
"Do girls just play with their boobs for fun? Not to masturbate or anything, but just for the enjoyment of bouncing and such."
Of course, some of those questions are completely insane and should never be uttered out loud. Others, less so. Use your best judgement, guys! We've got faith in you!
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To read the full thread, head on over to Reddit to unveil the other ridiculous things men wish they could ask women!
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