To be blunt, Rihanna is the coolest woman on the planet. Between her raw sex appeal, talent, and overall give-no-shits-attitude —I really cannot say enough kind words about her. That being said, I would like to address the public ON a particular Rihanna-centric issue that has been bugging me as of late. So, the general observation is that Bad Gal RiRi has gained some weight. A fact of which, she herself has opened up about — well, not directly but with a meme:
Now, Exhibit B is sure to come later in the gallery portion of the post as I proceed to show you pictures of Rihanna looking so breathtakingly magical, that I'm pretty sure she's not actually a human, but rather an ancient Princess from Barbados. Why Barbados? Well, dummy, that's where she's from! Which would explain why she makes an annual pilgrimage to The Barbados Crop Over Festival lookin' fine as wine every damn time. According to Billboard —
"It’s a harvest festival that began in 1687 in Barbados as a way to celebrate the end of the sugar cane season, and since then, it’s become the country’s biggest event. It starts in June and runs until the first Monday in August, ending with The Grand Kadooment, making it two month-long party for the islanders. There are arts and crafts markets, folk concerts, culinary stations, and so much more. But The Grand Kadooment is where it’s at, with masquerade bands, costumed spectators, and celebrities dancing behind music trucks and moving bars through the streets toward Spring Garden Highway, where the party is set against Brighton beach."
Can we all just take a hot-second to praise this tradition, sugar cane, and Rihanna's unwavering beauty at any size? Alright, the homage paying portion of this article has concluded. Now please, go ahead and see what we're talking about — thank us later, as usual.