Image Via Instagram/sofiavergara
Sofia Vergara turns 45-years-old today, ladies and gents! Can you f'in believe it?! I mean, seriously, the woman has not aged in easily 20-years and I'm growing increasingly more concerned for a couple of reasons. That being said, I have a few hard-hitting questions. These aren't rhetorical. I want answers, people.
1) Is she an alien?
2) Is she a robot?
3) Will my future wife age that well?
4) Hell, will I age that well?
5) What are the chances that her and Joe Manganiello break up?
6) If they do in fact, break up, what are my odds?
7) Would it be harder to snag Sofia Vergara or win the lottery/get struck by lighting on the same day? You know what, never mind, I don't want the answer to that one. I feel I'll be disappointed.
Of course, she's not the only woman in Hollywood has gotten even hotter with time, but she's by far one of the sexiest—a fact only compounded by what we're about to show in the way of GIFs on this fine day.
Yes, I said GIFs! Sure, we could have gone ahead and shared some pictures, but it's a special occasion. Why not throw a little moving color your way? Plus she has 12.9 million Instagram followers, it's safe to say you guys have seen every picture she's posted in the last month (multiple times, if you're anything like us).