5 Things You've Heard About St. Patrick's Day That Are Complete BS

St. Patrick's Day, more commonly known as every drunk's favorite holiday, is rapidly approaching and here at FHM, we thought it best to address some common misconceptions. You see, we've always had a bit of a love/hate relationship with March 17. On the one hand, a day dedicated to complete and total debauchery is every man's dream. On the other hand, not everyone looks good in green, OK?

We know that no matter what we detail below, you're going to do what you want to do this St. Patrick's Day and you know what? That's totally fine. At the very least, we hope that we can change the mind of a single functioning alcoholic thinking about wearing a, "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" shirt.

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For the list of things you've heard about St. Patrick's Day that are actual BS, keep scrolling.