The Top Colleges With The Highest-Paid Graduates Makes Me Wish I Was A Much Smarter Man

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I would like to think that I have some smarts about me, but every time I do that, I find myself Googling the definition of a word and trying to figure out how to use it properly in a sentence. But I don't want to totally throw all of my former teachers under the bus, after all, I do have a cush job that pays me to write about cool shit, so I guess I'm doing something right.

That's awesome and all, but I would much rather find myself on this list—which ranks the colleges with the highest-paid graduates, via PayScale—because, while following your dreams is cool and all, getting paid is the secret to true happiness... or so some say.

The good news? I still have another year till I've been out of college for a decade. The bad news? The school I graduated from—the University of Kentucky—is sitting on the list comfortably at 259th, with an early salary of $46,100 and a mid-salary of $82,900. Decent, but it doesn't look like I'm getting that Bentley I want anytime soon. Bummer.

H/T BroBible