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Have you ever thought that you or someone you love has the most perfect, roundest, firmest derriere on the face of the earth, where people can't stop complimenting it and want to just grab it? If so, you may want to consider entering this hilarious anus contest that's being run by adult toy inventor Brian Sloan, which is on the hunt of the world's most attractive anus.
Best part—besides this video—is that three individuals with the highest scored anuses will win $5,000, $3,000 and $2,000, respectively, and have their anuses replicated onto a new series of a sex toy!
I know more than a few ladies who I'd like to personally endorse for this.
Here's what Sloan said about the contest, via the official release:
> "I hope that all Americans will warm up their voting rights in the Anus Contest before hitting the polls to vote in the Presidential Election on November 8th. I invite people from all countries of the world, especially those which are not democracies, to experience the unique flavor of our American democratic process by participating in the Anus Contest, which I have constructed to be as much like our Presidential Election as possible. I feel so happy that people of all cultures and of all races and of all religious will come together, even if it is only to vote on the attractiveness of each other’s butt holes.”
Those interested in both partaking and voting can do so at anuscontest.com, so grease up those booties and RUMP the vote!