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The Strangest, Most Unexpected Things People Have Done To Their Partner During Sex

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I'm guessing that we've all said or even done some weird things before, during or after sex that have caused our partners to ask the simple question, "What in the f*ck?"

And while those moments are generally thought of as being private and locked up into a safe that is never to be opened or spoken about again, when anonymous people have the opportunity to share their strange experiences on Reddit, well, dammit, they're going to tell-all!

So when someone gave Internet people the chance to do that, we got told a side of sex that's a little too much info for our tastes.

  • "I once dated a guy who giggled when he...finished. That was definitely unexpected the first time we had sex."

  • "Was about two millimeters away from entering this one girl, and she belts out 'OH! Take me to the moon!' Internally, I was laughing my ass off while my dick seemed like it hit a patch of 'Insta-Soft'. As she was a virgin, I felt terrible blaming her for my sudden lack of boner. I simply told her it was performance anxiety and fell on my own sword flaccid noodle."

  • "I don't just giggle. I straight up laugh my ass off almost every time I have sex. Oddly, it doesn't happen when I jack off."

  • "My girlfriend is a talker. However, at one point, mid gasping orgasm, 'I always assumed I'd have a wide variety of sexual partners but if this is what you do then I don't see it as a high priority!' It was like having sex with an auctioneer.

  • "She fell asleep. We were absolutely hammered and had both been up for about 22 hours at that point, so it's understandable, but to have her just go unresponsive while I'm inside her didn't exactly help my ego."

  • "She just broke down crying. And it wasn't just a few tears, but a full blown crying. I held her tight telling her if everything was alright but she still cried for the next ten minutes. This was during fairly vanilla sex and we've done a lot rougher BDSM stuff before so it was confusing. I asked her if she forgot her safe word: 'No.' Did I hurt you? 'No.' What made you cry? 'I don't know.' It's a mystery to this day and she can't figure it out either."

  • "She was drunk and we had just gotten back from a party. She was on top and we were having a really good time when she says 'I think we're better apart.' I completely froze and asked what she meant. She then explained why we 'work better apart' while riding my completely still and rapidly deflating penis."

  • "She slapped my ass and said 'who's pussy is this?' It was our first time and I wasn't sure if it was hers or mine, so I ignored her. She did it again but this time she pinched my nipples and screamed 'Answer me!!!' Having a 50/50 chance, I said it was my pussy. Afterwards she says that's right, it's your pussy. Don't forget it. 7 years later, it's STILL my pussy."

  • "Had a girlfriend once who pulled away from my dick after giving me head, looked directly into my eyes, swallowed, and said 'go team.'"

  • "I once told a guy after blowing him at 6 a.m. that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I love blow job one liners."

  • "The first time I ended up in bed with an old fuck buddy, he asked me to don a pair of boxing gloves and punch him across the face and chest. This in itself wasn't really unexpected as we'd already talked about how that kind of thing turned him on. The unexpected part was how much I got off on it. I discovered a new kink that night."

  • "I had a guy pour a bottle of water over me during sex because 'it's getting too hot.' I wasn't impressed because it was my bed that got soaked, but the sex was hot so I continued and later slept in the puddle."

Now, there are unexpected things and then there are flat-out weird things, and some of those definitely constitute the latter, getting the inner freak out in more than a few.

Of course, this is coming from a guy who's notorious for busting out random one-liners after sex with his girlfriend while we're both lying around naked, so who am I to talk, right?

To see the full thread of unexpected things, head on over to Reddit.

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