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11 Things Women Always Notice (Even When You Think You're Being Sneaky)

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Guys, we hate to break it to you, but, women? Yeah, they're smarter than us. Even when we think we're being slicker than slick, they're 100 steps ahead. Is it frustrating? Most definitely! But that doesn't mean we're ready to admit defeat just yet. We've been doing a little research and we think that we've come to a solid confusion. In order to outsmart them, we have to really get inside their heads. Instead of flat out asking a bunch of ladies, we thought seeking answers from anonymous gals on the internet was a much more 2017 approach.

Thanks to the following question posed reddit user, ABwaTraBO, we're one step closer to having the answers we need! One day, we hope to be at least half as smart as the fairer sex (and be able to adjust our balls without them noticing).

"Girls of reddit, what's something guys think they do sneakily but you always notice?"

Sit back, gentlemen. If at any point you feel like a complete moron reading these responses, don't worry. We feel your pain. We can't be the only ones who seriously though we were getting away with this stuff.

It's Supposed To Be A Surprise, Man

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Well, Uh, That's Creepy

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Damn, This One Hurts

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Did The Stutter Give It Away?

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You Try Having One!

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You're Not Fooling Anyone, Y'all

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You Do Know How Mirrors Work, Right?

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Oh Yeah, That Hug

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Real Smooth, Brother

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Yup. That's A Biggie

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Junk Maintenance

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To read more responses head on over to reddit. Remember, guys, it's better to be safe than sorry! Learn what the ladies are thinking before it's too late!

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