I'm afraid of my own shadow at times, so there's no way in hell I'm standing up to a bear that's capable of ripping me in half and then eating my bloody remains. One guy, though, well, he has much bigger balls than I do, because he was able to walk away from this very scenario.
According to KTLA, the man's name is Todd Orr and he hails from Montana, which is where he was mauled in Madison Valley this past weekend.
In a Facebook post by Orr, here's how he described the terrifying experience.
And here are more bloody pictures he posted of the aftermath of the attack.
This man is super lucky to be alive after seeing how all of this went down, so here's to him fully recovering quickly.
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