There are loads of ways to celebrate America: you could deep-fry the ever-living shit out of your whole fridge, or watch every glorious US drama in existence. You could even strap on your American flag-coloured speedos, blast out some Bruce Springsteen and jump in a paddling pool filled with Coca-Cola.
It's entirely up to you.
Us? We're going to take a stroll down memory lane and look back at some of the stunning American girls who have graced the cover of our fine magazine recently. Care to join us?