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WATCH: Rihanna's New NSFW Video Is Abso-Fucking-Lutely Mental

Riri has hit peak bad-girl with the release of her new video Bitch Better Have My Money...

A 7-minute epic featuring kidnapping, bong hits, blood, torture and floppy bits, she even managed to rope in some of Hollywood’s finest villains, including Mads Middelsen (Hannibal) and Eric Roberts (Sal Maroni).

The video sees Rihanna and her hard-drinking gang of girl-muscle kidnap a Beverley Hills blonde and hold her to ransom. We won’t spoil the ending – but we will say we were impressed with Riri’s homage to the 2003 Korean classic Oldboy.

In fact, we think she discovered the only way to improve the scene in question: Non-stop nudiness. Rihanna, who co-directed the adrenaline-fuelled video, is coincidentally celebrating the fact that she’s the first artist to ever earn more than 100 million gold & platinum song certifications, making her number 1 on RIAA’s list of artists with the most digital awards.

Rihanna, we salute and love you.

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