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You know those awkward, funny, entertaining and interesting WatchCut videos on YouTube? Yeah, well, they're back at it again with a video that's all about the weirdest places people have gotten down and dirty. But, hey, at least this time there's no awkward parental sex conversations, so that's a plus!
I mean, don't get me wrong, there's some parent-aged folks answering this question, but at least not in front of their kids! This time around, they're asking people the weirdest place they've ever had sex and while the answers are pretty shocking, I wouldn't go so far as to say they're weird so much as they are dumb. This then causes me to fear for humanity due to the simple fact that we can't keep our genitals in our pants long enough to have proper judgement. But hey! I've been known to indulge a time-or-two in ill-advised sex, so who am I to judge, really?
These answers were by far my favorite! So much so that I've decided to add some commentary:
On the porch in negative three degree weather: Smart! Nothing like a frozen, shriveled penis to really heat things up.
Movie theater: Didn't Pee-Wee Herman get arrested for this?
In a client's house: Good way to lose a client, if you ask me.
Museum: I know they're boring, but c'mon, lots of children around!
Parking lot of a Bank of America: Better than a TD Bank, I suppose. Chase would be the premium spot though.
School parking lot: LOL, enjoy being on the sex offender registry.
Unlocked minivan: That's almost grand theft auto.
On the wall behind an LA Fitness: At least you don't have to wipe the wall down afterward.
In the slide of a park: Why not the swing??
On a sailboat: Tugboat would be more appropriate.
Waterpark bathroom: This is something Britney has undoubtedly done.
College lounge room: But you have a dorm?!
In a church: So, yeah, if hell exists....
Baseball dugout: Was there a game going on?
On a stool with three legs: Were you the "third leg"??
My friend's little brother's room: Wrong on so many levels.
Grandparent's bed: WRONG ON THE MOST LEVELS POSSIBLE.
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