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Mar 26, 2018 4:37 pm
Stop Being So F*cking Desperate With Your Texts
Not long ago, we gave you some sexting secrets from our good friend Cj Franco, a model who knows a thing or two about the practice. Unfortunately, what Cj didn't tell us about texting women was...
Mar 13, 2018 8:16 am
Former NFL Player, Eben Britton, Describes Smoking Weed Before Some Games
Former NFL offensive lineman Eben Britton, who spent six years playing in the league, recently admitted to the New York Post's Michael Kaplan that, in addition to frequently smoking pot as an...
Mar 10, 2018 5:21 am
Which Celeb Would Have The Most Awkward Naughty Tape? People Gave Their Hilarious Answers
When it comes to the allure of celebrity sex, I think we're all caught in this head space that somehow global fame and opulent wealth automatically means you're a dynamo in the sack. Well, I'm...
Mar 9, 2018 3:19 pm
Hold This L: The Internet Served These Guys Major League Losses
Life is full of wins and losses — and there are plenty of Internet troll memes to remind us of that. Seriously, it seems as if every awkward moment or funny thing that happens in life seems to get...
Mar 7, 2018 2:39 pm
Some Millennial Gal Buried Herself In $10,000 Of Debt In Hopes Of Becoming Instagram Famous
We know that there are a lot of famous models out there, and we also know that plenty of people hope that, like some models on that list, Instagram can help boost their career and into some fame....
Mar 6, 2018 5:44 am
8 Amazing Things Women Do But No Man Should Ever, Ever Attempt
1. Watch the Film *Magic Mike* Yes, it’s quite adorable how excited your girlfriend and all her friends get about Channing Tatum’s ass, but don’t ever attempt to get in on the fun yourself. You’ll...
Mar 6, 2018 2:50 am
Male Model Pays $11 For A Nose Job And, Shocking, It Turned Out Like Absolute Crap (Pics)
There are a lot of things I would pay $11 for. A burger and some fries at some terrible chain restaurant comes to mind. A beer at a sporting event is on that list. And, of course, who wouldn't pay...
Mar 6, 2018 12:50 am
Frisky High School Teacher Fired After Being Found In Her Car With A Teenage Student
It has been quite some time since we last reported a sex scandal that involved a bad teacher and a teenage student. But, because it's 2017 now and this type of stuff's still happening, we just had...
Mar 5, 2018 10:03 pm
Lady Gets Hooked Up By A Local Bar For Doing The Smart Thing And Not (Potentially) Driving Drunk
We all know that drinking and driving is always a dumb decision for so many reasons. And while it's expected that people are responsible enough not to test their luck—which all of us should be—way...
Mar 5, 2018 11:36 am
Gamers Are Getting It On More Than People Who Go To The Gym Every Day
While most people associate "gamers" with being out of shape, lazy and sitting in a dark room in their parents' basement, research shows that, even if that description is accurate, that hasn't hurt...
Mar 3, 2018 7:07 pm
This Dirty Optical Illusion Of Cute Woman With A 'Gigantic Penis' Will Make You Crack Up
Remember a couple of months ago when we gave you all of those dirty optical illusions that took your mind to a very bad place? Well, there's another one that's making the rounds on the Internet...
Feb 28, 2018 8:07 am
This Badass 12-Year-Old Girl Is A Total BEAST, Chokes Out An MMA Opponent Twice Her Age
My lack of interest in all things MMA and UFC has never really been much of a secret. It's not because I'm a girl (as clearly this headline suggests women can fight), it's because I get nauseous...
Feb 28, 2018 5:09 am
College Professor Explains How 'The Simpsons' Have Accurately Predicted The Future
Following Donald Trump being elected as the 45th President of the United States earlier this month, many people were shocked to see that a TV show, The Simpsons, was accurate in their depiction of...
Feb 28, 2018 3:58 am
People Share Hilarious Stories About The Most Smartass Thing They've Ever Said To A Cop
Reddit users are notorious for their snarky wit and ill-advised decision making processes. This is never more apparent then when I come across a particularly popular, "askreddit." In fact, the only...
Feb 27, 2018 8:09 am
Prank Shows A Guy Faking Some Dirty Things With His Best Friend's Sister
When plotting the perfect prank, there's always got to be some risk involved, otherwise, why would anyone want to watch it, right? Here's a bit of advice, though: Never, under any circumstance,...
Feb 27, 2018 7:09 am
Relive Dave Chappelle's 1993 'Star Search' Performance, Which Became A Major Career Breakthrough
Following his character Thurgood Jenkins in the 1998 cult classic Half Baked, along with his own Comedy Central show, The Chappelle Show, and, finally, a successful stand-up career, there are few...
Feb 27, 2018 4:09 am
'Crazy Ex's' Tell Their Breakup Stories And I Can See Why They're Labeled As 'Crazy'
We all know how the saying goes, "breaking up is hard to do," as it brings out the deepest, darkest emotions in people that are usually found in the bowels of the body. And because they can be so...
Feb 26, 2018 9:09 pm
Forget Pickup Lines, A Calculator Trick Will Help You Score That Woman's Digits
It's not easy to land a girl's number a lot of times. Sure, you're the master of small talk and sending over free drinks to her at the bar, but being charming enough, coherent enough and uncreepy...
Feb 25, 2018 9:22 am
Ladies With Larger Derrieres Are Likely Smarter And Healthier, According To One Study
For all those self-declared "butt guys" out there, a new study has given you another great reason to celebrate a big derriere, as women with bigger butts are more likely to be smarter and...
Feb 24, 2018 8:22 am
Sushi Model Attacks Man For Putting His Chopsticks Where They Don't Belong (Video)
While the idea of eating sushi off a semi-naked female may be appealing to some (i.e. men who like sushi), I've gotta say—it's not for me—never tried it, don't need to, don't want to. I like...
Feb 23, 2018 4:33 pm
HBO Drops An Intense First Official Trailer For 'Paterno' Starring Al Pacino
Actor Al Pacino has played nearly every role during his illustrious career, including some of the most memorable characters ever like Tony Montana from Scarface, Frank Serpico in Serpico, a role in...
Feb 23, 2018 4:33 pm
Dwayne Johnson Nearly Ripped Out A Former Teammate's Tongue After The Guy Was Talking Sh*t
Prior to becoming one of the most popular and adored wrestlers on the planet, then the highest-paid actor on the planet and, finally, earning the title as "The Sexiest Man Alive," Dwayne "The Rock"...
Feb 23, 2018 3:16 pm
Men Discuss The One Thing They Wish Women Did In Bed (But Never Do) And Yep, #Relatable
When it comes to men and sex, the conversation is usually focused on what they're doing wrong. While it's true most guys don't have a freakin' clue about the female anatomy, there are those rare...
Feb 22, 2018 1:15 pm
6 Foolproof Tips To Have "Sexy Time" At Your Parent's House
As per usual, we're not here to judge. When the urge to get down arises, what are you supposed to do?? Ignore it? Ha, I think not! If you're with your girlfriend and you're both in the mood—our...
Feb 22, 2018 1:00 pm
Can't "Finish The Job" In The Bedroom? Science Suggests A Handful Of Explanations
Sex is a tricky beast, isn't it? While fun, it's, arguably, one of the most thought about things in everyone's minds, wondering how we can do it better for longer, while making sure both people...
Feb 21, 2018 4:27 am
A Cam Gal Spilled The Goods On The Weirdest Requests She's Ever Heard
Remember last week when we told you about the legal call girl who detailed some of the crazy things she's had requested to her? That got us thinking, which is why we reached out to a cam girl named...
Feb 20, 2018 5:14 pm
This Giant Big Mac Recipe Is The Outrageous Cure To Your Next Hangover
I think when it comes to eating McDonald's a lot of people are pretty hesitant to admit just how much they're lovin' it (well, maybe with the exception of Chad Ochocino). I for one have absolutely...
Feb 20, 2018 12:09 am
Even The Mother Of Dragons Couldn't Keep Her Lunch Down During This GoT Scene, Emilia Clarke Admits
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Thrones season is upon us and you know what that means? Die-hard fans are entitled to talk about it restlessly until everyone around them is super annoyed...
Feb 19, 2018 11:45 pm
A Dude's Tinder Profile Goes Viral After His Bio Is As Honest As Abe Lincoln
If it seems like everyone and their mother is on Tinder—OK, we hope not, 'cause that'd just be weird—it's probably because it's kind of true. And, because so many people are on the dating app, it's...
Feb 19, 2018 8:45 am
Marine Tricks His Cheating Girlfriend Into The Most Lethal Trap (And We're Happy He Did)
If there's one thing we all know is true, it's that cheating absolutely sucks. Whether you're the one doing it—shame on you—or you're the one getting heartbroken over it, if there's one way to...